i would like to meet a spam robot. make friends with it even. i could ask my robot friend why they like talking about such unrelated topics as my penis & pleasing my non-existent woman. i could even help my spam robot friend, & let them know how to sound like a real person so that they would be undetected. for example
that is an interesting point of view. i, too, think old people can be quite annoying. i heard that viagra chases them away.
see? i would say to my robot friend. see how easy it is to fool the general public? & then i would point out sarah palin as an A+ example. she is magnifique in the robot world. she says spammy things all the time & because it is on topic, no one is the wiser. someone needs to give her one of those spam filters & see if she can type out TRYABORTION written in wavy lettering. hopefully she’ll just blow up.
but i think maybe i’m just glamored by the movies. terminator 2 told me that robots are dangerous & evil, but loyal. just like people. except robots tell it like it is, like jackee on sister, sister. or most famous black women, for that matter. so maybe what i really want is a black friend.
i have an asian friend, & she is honest and usually “tells it like it is,” but in a nice way. she is really nice to everyone – is that an asian stereotype? she’s not a stereotype, but we all fall into categories sometimes. like, she is asian. that is a category, just like i am white. she calls me her caucasian twin, because it rhymes with asian, and i call her my asian twin. we call ourselves twins because we are alike, though very different in many ways. so basically, we are longtime friends and a fan of wordplay.
but i do seriously lack diversity. my boyfriend is white, my closest friends (besides suburbanette) are white, my co-workers are white, & even my whole family is white. so maybe having a spam robot for a friend would change all that, because they would not be white. i guess they would be metal, technically. & then i could say i had a colored friend.